People these Days..

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."

- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate 

"You guys, line up alphabetically by height."

- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

"I think war is a dangerous place."

-George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003) 

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

-Greg Norman, Golfer 

"Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it."
- Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant.