People these Days..

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."

- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate 

"You guys, line up alphabetically by height."

- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

"I think war is a dangerous place."

-George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003) 

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

-Greg Norman, Golfer 

"Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it."
- Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant. 

Lady Gaga's Attire

 

Jersey Shore's funniest moments

Sammi (Sweetheart) Giancola-

"Sammi volunteers herself and Deena to cook the meal, and what could go wrong with that? "These are, like, weird strawberries," Sammi says, sniffing a small container of red fruit. "Are these good like this?"

they were actually raspberries

Nicole (Snooki) Polizzi-

    See her funny moments here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVCsfjEfTR8

Jenni (JWoww) Farley-

 

Vinny Guadagnino- 

Dj Pauly D- 

                                     

Kardashian Klassics

Kim Kardashian-

 

Khloe Kardashian Odom-   

   

Kourtney Kardashian-

 

Kris Jenner-